Oct. 22, 2019: "Good Day, Caution," by Julian

“Good Day, Caution”

Two-thousand calls to hospitals /
Two-thousand bodyguards /
Never travel without two-thousand insurance cards /
Good day, caution.
Good day, caution.

Memorizing formulas /
Always being normal-est /
Always being careful so nobody ever notices /
Good day, caution!
Safety is awesome!

‘Cause I like safe bets that I can’t lose /
I like wearing helmets and velcro shoes /
I turn around if it gets too hard /
I get home before it gets too dark /
I try them on before I buy new clothes /
Super careful not to stub my toes /
I take karate, but I got no foes /
I just do jump-kicks and tricks like those /

If I’m crazy, call my mom /
If I’m waiting, I don’t mind at all /
If I sound lazy, then you gotta know /
I’m always gonna screen you when you call my phone.

Good day, caution!
Good day, caution!
Safety is awesome!
Good day, caution!